11/21/2004 12:12:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|This has been one of the best Saturdays of my life! It started off with Rose and I going glasses shopping for her, and nailing it on the second store. I was very impressed with their selection as well as the speed with which we were serviced. Things went up from there. There is an show and sale event currently happening at ACAD (http://www.acad.ab.ca) and we went there this afternoon. I felt like one of the patrons of old, like the Medici's or something. I know it sounds corny, but just being in the presence of such works was amazing! We even picked up a few things, so look out around Christmas time, you might be getting a 1/1 piece from Mike and Rose! After that, we went to Kensington and got a coffee (organic Mexican medium roast too!) followed by half an hour in one of the best toy stores in the city. We played with everything, and even picked up something fun fun fun that we've been playing with ever since, It came with "ammo", one of which we've already lost! Then we came home and watched "Plan 9 from Outer Space" (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/) by Ed Wood. So bad that it's awesome. WE nodded off to sleep during that, and there's nothing better in this world than waking up with Rose nuzzled up next to me...one of those "Warm fuzzy moment" feelings. We had ice cream, and just finished watching X2 (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0290334/), and now I'm blogging. Can things get much better? I don't think so. Seriously. |W|P|110102114958946253|W|P|Best Saturday Ever|W|P|11/09/2005 10:23:00 AM|W|P|Anonymous undergrads|W|P|Hey Mike,

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But I'd buy one that was if I could only get my hands on one of these...Mikey wants!|W|P|110070056100825140|W|P|Gizmodo : Bluetooth Star Trek Communicator|W|P|11/11/2004 04:32:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|This can't be for real. Now, I knew that today was going to be slow, but this is ridiculous! I have gotten one call in the last 2 hours, and that was from a crotchety old lady in Quebec looking for money. Like, who isn't looking for money? Today is Remembrance Day. A day when at the 11th minute of the 11th hour on the 11th day of the 11th month we take 1 minute to remember those who gave their lives so that we can speak our minds. Personally, I don't think that's enough time. But this doesn't apply in Quebec, of course, because they are special. Quebec doesn't give it's workers the day off. Neither does Ontario (except government workers, they have today off). I don't understand why Quebecers refuse to recognize this day as a special one. Must have something to do with their imagined status of distinct. I'd love to hear the reasoning behind that decision: "Hokay da boys dere, wes gotta find hanudder way to pees off dah gouvernment in Hottawa...Cris Is gots it! Why don't whee just piss on da memoirs hof da dead soldiers? Hi mean, why not, estie! Dere halready dead, no?" great way to prove that your attempts to make a unique society is in progress...why don't you just start shooting Anglophones and give the province over to a bunch of Labatt 50 drinking, PepsiMayeWest munching, chain-smoking roundbelly with a 4th grade education and teeth that look they’re made of oak so that you can COMPLETELY run it into the ground. Jean Charest, this is an appeal. Please, please, get haircut and then do something ministerial. Everyone was so happy when you led the Liberals to justice in Quebec. Now it's like watching Slow Gordie on the rink every Saturday afternoon...you must be meticulously looking for ways to screw things up. Please, please, please, as a displaced Montrealer, I implore you to do something. Anything. Pick your nose. Shine your shoes. Just do something to reassure me that you cans till make decisions like you once did. And hands off the students. They're the future of the country, and at the current rate, there won't be many left. People can't live and think off Ramen noodles.|W|P|110021667859831806|W|P|Help Me Lord|W|P|11/10/2004 07:06:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Michael Moore.com : Reasons to Not Kill Yourself if you're American and Voted for Kerry Nice and sarcastic, just like the Moore we know and love.|W|P|110009561525920373|W|P|Michael Moore.com|W|P|11/10/2004 07:05:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Freaking Scary I just got linked here from a friend, and I think it's a good representation and explanation of why Bush won. He had the moron vote! I think next election someone should let slip a video of one of the candidates getting hit in the groin with a football, and see how the results work out!|W|P|110009550564332792|W|P|US Election Results By IQ|W|P|11/07/2004 01:54:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|I got this from Wired news. It's about freakin' time they set a legal precedent for this. I hope that guy meets Bubba, the 320 lb murderer who likes to be called "Mary" while in the shower. |W|P|109985743031778393|W|P|Legal Basis for Jailing Spammers|W|P|11/06/2004 09:52:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|

I jsut got a spam. On my cell phone. God-frkkin'-dammit, I thought my cellie was the one place that I have yet to receive any spam-related advertising. Well, actually, since I started using <a href="http://www.trillian.cc">Trillian</a>, I haven't gotten any spam while IM'ing, but still..on my cell-phone?

|W|P|109975997243395543|W|P|SPIM|W|P|11/06/2004 02:53:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P| Goddam it! I hate being a contractor! Another neck-and-neck situation, and they went with the employee....as politics say they have to. FUCK! >For position: Public Affairs Assistant >Thank you for taking the time for applying to this >position. Unfortunately we are unable to offer you the >job at this time. If you require feedback, please call >me directly. |W|P|109973483183564381|W|P|Job Application Unsuccessful|W|P|11/05/2004 05:01:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|

<a href="http://www3.telus.net/mbougie/buffalo_theory.jpg">An interesting theory</a>

I wonder if the Creationists have gotten a hold of this. If they do, I'm sure they'll try to ban beer for evolutionary reasons or some darn crap.

|W|P|109969927636155864|W|P|Hmmm|W|P|11/05/2004 04:35:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Worst Jobs in Science Despite the weirdly ambiguous title, at least I now know that my job is not that bad. It's just the people I work with. Sometimes, they can seem like 2-inch long anal warts.|W|P|109969783352454871|W|P|Well, maybe my job isn't so bad after all....|W|P|11/04/2004 04:27:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Cathedral revives beer tradition "Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's be a f-ing long time since my last confession. I have commited adultery, fornication, sloth, all at the same time four times this week." "I robbed a blind man and forced him to dance the jig to get his dog back. Did you know that blind people can't dance worth shit?" Man, I am *SO* happy my church doesn't give out booze other than the sacraments. I'd be an asshole all over.|W|P|109961083675998848|W|P|Beer + Church = Really, Really Fun Confessions|W|P|5/03/2005 09:43:00 PM|W|P|Anonymous Ian|W|P|I think yer wife's kinda hot rector, heh he I said RECTER
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HEY you wanna FIGHT!11/04/2004 07:17:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Einstein doesn't live here anymore. Posted by Hello
|W|P|109957784062399002|W|P||W|P|11/18/2004 06:47:00 PM|W|P|Blogger Joanna|W|P|you HUNG Einstein??? BLASPHEMY

You bloody philosophy grads.11/03/2004 09:40:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|CNN.com - Kerry concedes, White House aide says - Nov 3, 2004 As a co-worker described it to me "So he dumped rather than being dumped? What a typical man!" I hope this is just White House Bull Shit, but deep down, I don't think so. I wonder what made him concede, though. "Mr. Bush strongly encourages you to quit, or we'll break you legs."|W|P|109950001517514267|W|P| CNN.com - Kerry concedes, White House aide says - Nov 3, 2004|W|P|11/02/2004 04:13:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|The Command Post - A Newsblog Collective Go here. Right now. |W|P|109943721386002016|W|P|The Command Post - A Newsblog Collective|W|P|11/02/2004 07:26:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Never Forget: Internets Vets for Truth This is a great website, and rabidly pro-Kerry. I haven't posted much about the election underway right now in the USA, but I'm scared silly about it. I'm so scared ofh aving another 4 year of Dudyah. How anyone could be so manipulative and crazy for power and yet elected into the highest office is still beyond me. To paraphrase Douglas Adams : Under no circumstances should the person who desires nothing more than power ever be given what they want. And that's exactly what happened with Bush. Please, if there are any Americans reading this, please, please, please get out and vote. Don't let Bush steal this election too.|W|P|109940558882989988|W|P|Internets Vets for Truth|W|P|11/04/2004 12:43:00 PM|W|P|Blogger sic|W|P|Ah, Douglas Adams... How can something so funny be so sadly true? How can one man so consistently have been both?11/02/2004 07:17:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Wired News: Porn Is Going Mobile Interesting idea here. I can't really say one way or another if I agree with what Gina is saying, but it's an interesting viewpoint on the evolution of pornography, without which the Internet as we know it wouldn't exist.|W|P|109940504090216134|W|P|Wired News: Porn Is Going Mobile|W|P|11/01/2004 03:02:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Because, in a book dedicated to the effect that this television show has had on the world's pop-culture, there is this quote, found on page 8: Here were engineering students at an exclusive university, clad in a mix of countercultural fashions old and new, bouncing together with almost military precision in an ironic homage to punk's nihilistic anti-dance. And screaming Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me. And this is only the eighth page!|W|P|109934670788430076|W|P|Why I Love The Simpsons|W|P|11/01/2004 02:54:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Planet Simpson by Chris Turner I jsut picked this up at lunch time today, and already I'm making a mental list of people who are getting one for Christmas this year. Buy it. Now.|W|P|109934607599163794|W|P|Mike's New Toy: Planet Simpson by Chris Turner|W|P|11/01/2004 11:20:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Police accuse pair of college students with forging Subway Sub Club stamps Talk about targeting the wrong people. These kids were probabyly just trying to keep fed since every cent goes to paying school fees and other bullshit. Necessity is the mother of invention, isn't it? I say give them a job in the anti-counterfit division or something.|W|P|109933325920245414|W|P|Police accuse pair of college students with forging Subway Sub Club stamps|W|P|