11/06/2004 09:52:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|
I jsut got a spam. On my cell phone. God-frkkin'-dammit, I thought my cellie was the one place that I have yet to receive any spam-related advertising. Well, actually, since I started using <a href="http://www.trillian.cc">Trillian</a>, I haven't gotten any spam while IM'ing, but still..on my cell-phone? |W|P|109975997243395543|W|P|SPIM|W|P|11/06/2004 02:53:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|
Goddam it! I hate being a contractor! Another neck-and-neck situation, and they went with the employee....as politics say they have to.
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<a href="http://www3.telus.net/mbougie/buffalo_theory.jpg">An interesting theory</a>
I wonder if the Creationists have gotten a hold of this. If they do, I'm sure they'll try to ban beer for evolutionary reasons or some darn crap. |W|P|109969927636155864|W|P|Hmmm|W|P|11/05/2004 04:35:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Worst Jobs in Science
Despite the weirdly ambiguous title, at least I now know that my job is not that bad. It's just the people I work with. Sometimes, they can seem like 2-inch long anal warts.|W|P|109969783352454871|W|P|Well, maybe my job isn't so bad after all....|W|P|11/04/2004 04:27:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Cathedral revives beer tradition
"Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's be a f-ing long time since my last confession. I have commited adultery, fornication, sloth, all at the same time four times this week."
"I robbed a blind man and forced him to dance the jig to get his dog back. Did you know that blind people can't dance worth shit?"
Man, I am *SO* happy my church doesn't give out booze other than the sacraments. I'd be an asshole all over.|W|P|109961083675998848|W|P|Beer + Church = Really, Really Fun Confessions|W|P|5/03/2005 09:43:00 PM|W|P|Ian|W|P|I think yer wife's kinda hot rector, heh he I said RECTER
DAMN NEAR KILLED ER!!
HEY you wanna FIGHT!11/04/2004 07:17:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Einstein doesn't live here anymore.
|W|P|109957784062399002|W|P||W|P|11/18/2004 06:47:00 PM|W|P|Joanna|W|P|you HUNG Einstein??? BLASPHEMY
You bloody philosophy grads.11/03/2004 09:40:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|CNN.com - Kerry concedes, White House aide says - Nov 3, 2004
As a co-worker described it to me "So he dumped rather than being dumped? What a typical man!"
I hope this is just White House Bull Shit, but deep down, I don't think so. I wonder what made him concede, though.
"Mr. Bush strongly encourages you to quit, or we'll break you legs."|W|P|109950001517514267|W|P| CNN.com - Kerry concedes, White House aide says - Nov 3, 2004|W|P|11/02/2004 04:13:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|The Command Post - A Newsblog Collective
Go here. Right now.
|W|P|109943721386002016|W|P|The Command Post - A Newsblog Collective|W|P|11/02/2004 07:26:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Never Forget: Internets Vets for Truth
This is a great website, and rabidly pro-Kerry. I haven't posted much about the election underway right now in the USA, but I'm scared silly about it. I'm so scared ofh aving another 4 year of Dudyah. How anyone could be so manipulative and crazy for power and yet elected into the highest office is still beyond me. To paraphrase Douglas Adams : Under no circumstances should the person who desires nothing more than power ever be given what they want. And that's exactly what happened with Bush.
Please, if there are any Americans reading this, please, please, please get out and vote. Don't let Bush steal this election too.|W|P|109940558882989988|W|P|Internets Vets for Truth|W|P|11/04/2004 12:43:00 PM|W|P|sic|W|P|Ah, Douglas Adams... How can something so funny be so sadly true? How can one man so consistently have been both?11/02/2004 07:17:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Wired News: Porn Is Going Mobile
Interesting idea here. I can't really say one way or another if I agree with what Gina is saying, but it's an interesting viewpoint on the evolution of pornography, without which the Internet as we know it wouldn't exist.|W|P|109940504090216134|W|P|Wired News: Porn Is Going Mobile|W|P|11/01/2004 03:02:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Because, in a book dedicated to the effect that this television show has had on the world's pop-culture, there is this quote, found on page 8:
Here were engineering students at an exclusive university, clad in a mix of countercultural fashions old and new, bouncing together with almost military precision in an ironic homage to punk's nihilistic anti-dance. And screaming Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
And this is only the eighth page!|W|P|109934670788430076|W|P|Why I Love The Simpsons|W|P|11/01/2004 02:54:00 PM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Planet Simpson by Chris Turner
I jsut picked this up at lunch time today, and already I'm making a mental list of people who are getting one for Christmas this year. Buy it. Now.|W|P|109934607599163794|W|P|Mike's New Toy: Planet Simpson by Chris Turner|W|P|11/01/2004 11:20:00 AM|W|P|Mike|W|P|Police accuse pair of college students with forging Subway Sub Club stamps
Talk about targeting the wrong people. These kids were probabyly just trying to keep fed since every cent goes to paying school fees and other bullshit. Necessity is the mother of invention, isn't it? I say give them a job in the anti-counterfit division or something.|W|P|109933325920245414|W|P|Police accuse pair of college students with forging Subway Sub Club stamps|W|P|